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Small boy asked a little girl if she would marry him 
"I am Sorry" she replied, In my family we all marry
our relatives. My father married my mother, My grand
father married with my grand mother and my uncle
with my aunt. 

 

Judge: "When you were committing theft, did you not 
spare a thought for your wife and daughter?.
Defendant: "I did, your Honour but there were only men's
clothes in the shop"

  

   The husband confided to his wife, "My boss suddenly lost his
temper today and told me to  go to  hell".
"What did you do?", asked his wife, "I came home immediately
 the husband replied.

 

If it were up to  me, all children would be born with fur. It would
thicken in winter, thin in summer, and they were old enough to
shop for their own clothes.